damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some
DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
honestly if people forget about mr. brightside in 20 years that’s what I’ll really cry about
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO
She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”
If you’re dad
And HE’S dad…
WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE
"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"
So the fbi just released documents claiming hitler didn't kill himself and went in a submarine to argentina
i would say this is ridiculous and impossible but i have no evidence against it
This is a fucking Simpsons gag come to life
well this is sure is something
and heres me thinking “if everyones lying about ukraine and alot of conflicts since ww2, where they lying about ww2?”
turns out its completely possible
Do you mean they made the war up?
I think you missed the point, During the war, where the governments actively lying to the populace to further demonize hitler and his third reich, well im pretty sure they would have, but the history thats now accepted as real fact, how much spin did the people in power put on in to change our current way of thinking?
I knows its a big kettle of fish, and very conspiracy theory-esk, but look at ukraine, thats a big old kettle of lies from one superpower or another to justify there actions.
is it so far fetched to think they have been doing that for a while? when can we say it started?
I have given too many people neckbeards from this post
yup, pretty much.
I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.
I have ADHD.
I paid 20 dollars to calm down.